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I know this guy who's girlfriend likes to have her toes sucked. Apparently he can only suck the middle one, because it had roast beef.
OOH...funny!
August 11, 2005
August 08, 2005
I decided to walk my dog after work today. Bad idea. Now I am completely paranoid. The pre-story:
My neighbor's (who is a big assface and terre haute cop) undercover cop car was broken into when I wasn in NC. Ever since then, about every 20 minutes a marked Terre Haute cop car drives by through my cul de sac. I suppose I should feel safe, but for some reason I think "what if someone comes when the cop isn't here"
Sooo back to present:
I am walking my dog and I'm half way through the complex. I look off to my side and I see some guy wearing mirrored sunglasses sitting in his car staring at me. ( I also forgot to mention UNmarked cops are everywhere staring) I look at him, he looks at me. I walk, he stares. I turn around and he's half out his car staring at me. I decide to turn around, and have been freaked out ever since.
As much as the cops are trying to be obvious and everywhere, it's making me wonder why they'd want to be all over the place...it makes me feel like there's a reason they are there.
Another story:
My next door neighbor that I've known since we were 5 totaled his car. He was driving back from home at 4AM and fell asleep at the wheel. His car fell down into a 30 foot ravine, where the impact hit him so hard his shoes were knocked off. He broke three bones in his face and may have to have surgery on it, and has a huge gash on the back of his head with staples in it. I was wondering why I hadn't seen his car yet (his wife and I went out on Saturday and she said he would be back Sunday). I went to see if Tracie (his wife) wanted to go for a walk this evening and Mike answered the door. He looked like something from a horror movie. He's really fortunate to have made it out of such a wreck.
My neighbor's (who is a big assface and terre haute cop) undercover cop car was broken into when I wasn in NC. Ever since then, about every 20 minutes a marked Terre Haute cop car drives by through my cul de sac. I suppose I should feel safe, but for some reason I think "what if someone comes when the cop isn't here"
Sooo back to present:
I am walking my dog and I'm half way through the complex. I look off to my side and I see some guy wearing mirrored sunglasses sitting in his car staring at me. ( I also forgot to mention UNmarked cops are everywhere staring) I look at him, he looks at me. I walk, he stares. I turn around and he's half out his car staring at me. I decide to turn around, and have been freaked out ever since.
As much as the cops are trying to be obvious and everywhere, it's making me wonder why they'd want to be all over the place...it makes me feel like there's a reason they are there.
Another story:
My next door neighbor that I've known since we were 5 totaled his car. He was driving back from home at 4AM and fell asleep at the wheel. His car fell down into a 30 foot ravine, where the impact hit him so hard his shoes were knocked off. He broke three bones in his face and may have to have surgery on it, and has a huge gash on the back of his head with staples in it. I was wondering why I hadn't seen his car yet (his wife and I went out on Saturday and she said he would be back Sunday). I went to see if Tracie (his wife) wanted to go for a walk this evening and Mike answered the door. He looked like something from a horror movie. He's really fortunate to have made it out of such a wreck.
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