Okay people! Less than one week before the wedding and it's all ready to go. If I hear anyone bitching about anything I will ignore them for the rest of the weekend and possibly for the rest of my life.

Members of the wedding party: It is your responsibility to keep everyone happy. We will not discuss Chris' parents not coming because they are crotchety old people. We will not discuss why certain things are placed the way they are. Just deal with it and be happy and have fun.

Guests: Do not complain about the food, the drive, the heat, the cold, the music, the decorations, the ANYTHING. If you do- I will set one of my thugs to tell you how it is going to be. We have a place for people like you- you know who you are- the people who have nothing nice to say about anything and can only be happy when upset- the place for your type is the hotel, grumbling to yourselves, because no one wants to hear you.

To my parents: Thank you for everything and I appreciate everything! Don't forget to pay attention to me!

To my sisters: Thank you for throwing me a beautiful shower and for doing everything how I imagined. I love you two and am happy to call you my sisters.:)Don't forget to pay attention to me!

Love you all bunches and I hope everyone has a good time! If not, pretend you are for my sake!!

You Are a Boxer Puppy

Energetic, playful and good with kids.You've also got a wild spirit that can't be trained or tamed.

So we have about 84 people who have RSVP'd for the wedding. That's not too bad and we still have a week left. I've been trying not to stress out too much about my work situation, or the whole wedding deal, but I'm pretty sure I have stomach ulcers.

I asked my pregnant bridesmaid if she's even tried on her dress yet, and she said no, but she's taking it to be altered this week. Not like there's a wedding in four weeks or anything. Ugh. We finally have a ring bearer and bought a cute little outfit for him. Hopefully he'll show. He is Chris' nephew's kid, and his parents (who are in their early twenties) recently "broke up" and she's not letting the guy see his son, because technically she doesn't have to until they get a DNA test to prove this kid is his. Welcome to Dramaville! Anyway, I guess if I have nothing nice to say, I shouldn't say anything, but then what would I talk about?

Chris says the reason I like the comedian Kathy Griffin so much is that we're a lot alike. Have you seen her show "my life on the D list" on Bravo? It's stinkin hilarious!

So I decided to get back on the blogger horse again. Do you love the update? It's always good to have a fresh new start. There is lots to do today: clean the house, get a ring bearer's outfit, send thank yous from the awesome bridal shower I was thrown last weekend, water the plants, mow the yard, blah blah blah. It's a nice weekend to get things done.

Alright kids, better get to it!