Okay people! Less than one week before the wedding and it's all ready to go. If I hear anyone bitching about anything I will ignore them for the rest of the weekend and possibly for the rest of my life.

Members of the wedding party: It is your responsibility to keep everyone happy. We will not discuss Chris' parents not coming because they are crotchety old people. We will not discuss why certain things are placed the way they are. Just deal with it and be happy and have fun.

Guests: Do not complain about the food, the drive, the heat, the cold, the music, the decorations, the ANYTHING. If you do- I will set one of my thugs to tell you how it is going to be. We have a place for people like you- you know who you are- the people who have nothing nice to say about anything and can only be happy when upset- the place for your type is the hotel, grumbling to yourselves, because no one wants to hear you.

To my parents: Thank you for everything and I appreciate everything! Don't forget to pay attention to me!

To my sisters: Thank you for throwing me a beautiful shower and for doing everything how I imagined. I love you two and am happy to call you my sisters.:)Don't forget to pay attention to me!

Love you all bunches and I hope everyone has a good time! If not, pretend you are for my sake!!