You know how on mac and cheese boxes you have to push in the side and rip the top off? There's a tiny corrugated line where you are supposed to push and it's supposed to magically pop in? I have never been able to do it until today. I successfully opened a box of mac and cheese the way the box tells you to. 25 years it took, but gosh darn it, I got that box open like a pro.

You know what? I'm really embarassed for Britney Spears. It seems like someone with that much money would be more fashionable and tasteful. Seriously, it's too bad that everyone cares about every step she takes, because she's in a downward spiral that she's not going to recover from. Basically, she's white trash. Where does her money go? She needs a stylist. Look at Paris Hilton, she's a total skank, but she looks good being a skank. Britney just looks like some sort of trashy hillbilly. I can't believe that I care, but I do. She's my age. How did that happen to her? Once she met Kevin Federline, she just started showing some ugly side. She went from top of the top pop star to jean short wearing, pregnant walking around in gas station barefoot. Oh man. I feel sorry for her.

I have never had a job where a hard hat and steel toed shoes are needed. It's sort of exciting, because I feel all official. I am the only person in the whole place who doesn't have stickers on their hard hat. Apparently you have to earn them by going to training and junk. I got some really cool steel toed shoes that look like hiking shoes and they're yellow. Not like I'm trying to start a trend, but I bet they're the coolest out there!